lizzibennet:

sweaterweathertechno:

lizzibennet:

lizzibennet:

can we all agree that being overdressed is a myth made up by boring stuffy people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to have fun

conversely, can we all agree that being underdressed is a myth made up by stuffy classist people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to be comfortable or happy

holy shit

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thrice-owns-my-ass:

guerrillatech:

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depsidase:

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swugflower:

it’s not just a mojo dojo casa house. its a mojo dojo casa home

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cryoverkiltmilk:

firstgrave:

kings supporting kings

method acting as himbos

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one-time-i-dreamt:

ALT

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sunsbleeding:

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zillanovikov:

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

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smileyzs:

fuckingtiredbitch:

angryfishtrap:

ingek73:

yip-yip:

flower-lesbienne:

gunsandfireandshit:

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

Shout out to Harry Hill

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

The logic of “Brands will only hop on the train if they can prove it’s profitable” makes it so much funnier when they clown on this fool. “Yeah we crunched the numbers and we found it to be profitable to call this clown out in public. Jacob hit the post button.”

“We all crunched the numbers and fucking no one likes you man”- McDonald’s, tgi Fridays, pizza hut, and greggs

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demigodgooglesearches:

timeandspacelord:

demigodgooglesearches:

hahaha-darn-it:

demigodgooglesearches:

hahaha-darn-it:

chxmxcho-deactivated20220501:

hahaha-darn-it:

demigodgooglesearches:

so you’re telling me this whole time hades, poseidon or zeus couldve just banged a dude?? imagine another big 3 kid rolls into camp and they’re like “oh ur dad broke the oath… which means you’re gonna have to pay for it…” and this kids like “lol which dad?”

no oath broken. loophole of the century.

LMFAOOOOO RIGHT

SKSKSS-

I DIED READING THIS CUZ LATER IN THE BOOKS IT’S SAID GODS CAN HAVE CHILDREN IN SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIPS

adding onto this, imagine being gay and you’re banging a dude and you’re like thinkin to urself “wow this is great, i can bang all i want, i don’t even need to worry abt kids” and then ur hookup comes over and is like “hhhhey, man, so im actually an ancient godly being and this is our kid. take care of it! try not to let it get killed. toodles!”

L M F A O god I’m awful for this but I would love to see the reaction

something like this

Even worse, imagine thinking you’re safe bc you’re ace but then this woman who you bonded with over your grad thesis shows up at your door with a baby like “I’m actually a Greek goddess and this is our child born from how much we vibed about 18th century French literature”

I would literally sue the entire pantheon for emotional damages and child support

the way you worded this made me pee myself laughing

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loren91:

I made the t-shirt design I wanted, so it’s on Redbubble if anyone else want it too or whatever

thundergrace:

theladyinsilver:

kumboochies:

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vc-allthetime:

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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faithdeans:

vampiremuney:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

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